Ten reasons why you are probably cooler than me

#10 I talk to myself while driving in the car

#9 I have returned something to D.I.

#8 Clusters of circles creep me out. (peas in a row…scales on a fish…sun burn blisters)

#7 My car is usually dirty

#6 I am a talk radio junkie and was actually a caller on a show more than once.

#5 I have club thumbs

#4 If I could do High School over, I would. (and I would totally take state!)

#3 I got in a fight with a woman at the Chevron on my thirtieth birthday.

#2 When I am coming up the stairs alone at night, I imagine monsters are chasing me

And finally the #1 reason why you are probably much cooler than me.....


this is my phone....


and I am very attached to it.