Ten reasons why you are probably cooler than me
#10 I talk to myself while driving in the car
#9 I have returned something to D.I.
#8 Clusters of circles creep me out. (peas in a row…scales on a fish…sun burn blisters)
#7 My car is usually dirty
#6 I am a talk radio junkie and was actually a caller on a show more than once.
#5 I have club thumbs
#4 If I could do High School over, I would. (and I would totally take state!)
#3 I got in a fight with a woman at the Chevron on my thirtieth birthday.
#2 When I am coming up the stairs alone at night, I imagine monsters are chasing me
And finally the #1 reason why you are probably much cooler than me.....
this is my phone....
and I am very attached to it.