Ten reasons why you are probably cooler than me


#10 I talk to myself while driving in the car

#9 I have returned something to D.I.

#8 Clusters of circles creep me out. (peas in a row…scales on a fish…sun burn blisters)

#7 My car is usually dirty

#6 I am a talk radio junkie and was actually a caller on a show more than once.

#5 I have club thumbs

#4 If I could do High School over, I would. (and I would totally take state!)

#3 I got in a fight with a woman at the Chevron on my thirtieth birthday.

#2 When I am coming up the stairs alone at night, I imagine monsters are chasing me

And finally the #1 reason why you are probably much cooler than me.....


this is my phone....


and I am very attached to it.

Comments

Allyson said…
Yup. definately cooler....
Randi said…
Hil, all these things are why I think you are one of the coolest people I know! And you'd be surprised to find we have A LOT of these in common! Esp the high school thing, except I'd spend my Sr year taking all AP classes, cuz they are a heck of a lot easier than the college ones!
Saffron Grass said…
I still think a witch is chasing me up the stairs. AND HIL, returning stuff to DI? Not cool. I thought that was illegal.
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