GETTING TO KNOW ME

Hi friends;

If you are reading this... 

...then it means we share the same planet.

might as well get to know each other a little bit better.

 - Here goes. - 

If you love this movie...

... then we need to hang out.

If you love this movie...

...then you must be a Neves 

and we hang out way too much already.

If your dreams look like this...

...good for you,

but my dreams look like this...

If you could be content living here the rest of your life...

 ...then you could be my live-in maid.

If you ever got lost at Disneyland as a child...

...then let's meet for lunch someday after our therapy sessions.

If you aren't a slave to wasting time online...

...then help me - please!

If you think that it is beneath me to sit in a parking lot 

stalking my daughter and her friends at Wendys... 

...then you would be mistaken.

 If this movie is quoted daily...

...then you would fit right in around here.

If this was your prized possession as a kid...

...then nu'uh - like did you have the toilet charm? I did!   

If the thought of these things keep you awake at night...

...same here.

nah, not really i'm just too afraid to post a picture of snakes.

If you are a Trekkie...

...then I don't understand you, 

but my husband does and he wants to hang.

If you look like this...

...then we should talk.

If you look like this...

...then we really need to talk, and i hate you.

If you think this never gets old...

...then you would be correct.

If you do this...

... then i'm sorry.

If you love vintage photo re-inactments

...then girlfriend, me too! 

If you voted for him instead of him...

...then that's ok, we can still be friends. (said through a clenched jaw)

If this frightens you...

...then we share the same phobia. 

if this cracks you up...

...then we watched the same public programing.

If you are a Survivor fan...

...then you are team Malcolm, am I right?

If this panics you and makes you laugh at the same time...

...then we are both kinda messed up.

If you could live on these and only these for the rest of your life...

...Then I hear ya loud and clear.

If you think that I am just a middle-aged mom 

with no idea of how she got here, 

what she is doing,

 where she is going 

or what she can do about anything... 

...then you ain't whistling Dixie my friend.